Garfield minus Garfield

I used to think Garfield was hilarious. Now, I wonder who the hell reads it. Anyway, this website is brilliant - Garfield comics without Garfield. Here's a sampling:

Obama's wearing Muslim clothing. Muslims wear Muslim clothing. Therefore, Obama is a Muslim.

Syllogistic logic hasn't failed me yet, and frankly, I'm far too abrasive to change my mind now. This is all the evidence I need. He's a Muslim!

The (Semi)Colon

During a requisite evening of boozery with my good friend Ben Pryde, the topic of conversation naturally drifted toward the exchange of utterly incomprehensible insults regarding each other's blog. At one point, Mr. Pryde threatened to kill me, to which I retorted that his blog evidences his improper infatuation with the semi-colon. In that vein, I've found a great society for Mr. Pryde.

Finally, a group that will not only accept, but celebrate Benjamin's poor grammatic tendencies.

Maybe I should speak with a British accent

I've always thought I would sound classy with a British accent. It couldn't hurt right?

Suck it anonymous (Ben Pryde)

You like that Pryde. Eat it. Your blog name is terrible. By the next lunar eclipse, I will have eclipsed your lunar.